*WARNING*
If you are easily offended please do not read any more of this post. But if you want to laugh (hard and uncontrollably) - read on.
I love those things that you can read, hear, see, or even think about over and over and laugh every time. I receive an email in March 2010 that made me laugh until I cried. And has done so repeatedly since then. Last night I resurrected this email (thanks to Deni for finding it quickly) and was in pain from laughing so much. Matt laughed along as I read the email to him, though I'm sure he was mostly laughing at me. Enjoy
Mexican Words Of The Day
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car There's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn't know how to read, so I, shoulder.
4. * Texas*
When I'm not home, my fren always Texas me. Che wonders where I am!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece. Then che got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store, but ju went to see sum guy. July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars, but my wife rectum! 8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife, but che said chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women. I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair, so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?
You're welcome. Feel free to bookmark this blog post for a rainy day.
Oh! I wouldn't want to deprive you of this gem! I saw the following on Pinterest last night. It's what prompted me to find the above email.

(This was typed on Tuesday, but I couldn't get it to post! I had to remove and reinstall the app from my phone. Love technology)